I'm reposting this statistic along with a poem I wrote several months ago.

The US spends four times more on breast-implants and viagra than it does researching treatment/cures for alzheimer's, dementia, and all other memory ailments combined. This means that within ten to fifteen years the nursing homes will be overfilled by Baby Boomers with perfect tits, rock-hard cocks, and no fucking clue what to do with them.

Mighty Phallus in my hand;
How proud you look! How tall you stand!
Once, I knew what you were for.
Now I beat you on the floor.