Huzzah! Today is my birthday!
I will be accepting gifts in the form of cash, porn and large cuts of meat.
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Re: 01/25/76
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 4:27 PMDrat - I just recently cleaned out all my nudie pictures from my hard drive :( -
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Re: 01/25/76
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 4:31 PM
Pictures of you or just naughty pix in general? Because if you had pictures of you and didn't share them.. you deserve to be flogged! ;o) -
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Re: 01/25/76
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 4:59 PMI suppose I should assume the position, then...
But only if you use MY cat o' nine tails. :)
And if I gave you steak, I'd be eating it with you...or off of you (hell, it's your birthday)!
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Re: 01/25/76
Sun, January 28, 2007 - 1:20 PM
Well, it's nice to know that at least ONE person loves me. Not even my farking wife responded! In her defense though, she rarely gets online for more than email, and she did wake me with a b'day poke. No literally; she poked me in the ribs. ;o)
It still hurts.. -
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Re: 01/25/76
Sun, January 28, 2007 - 2:42 PMYou need a good licking.
If you don't have a dog - get one! -
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Re: 01/25/76
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 8:10 PM
Are you offering? ;o)
(have a dog, need more licking and biting)
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Re: 01/25/76
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 3:39 PMDon't feel bad. My fiancé wished me happy birthday 6 times (if you count MySpace messages), my parents each once, and my grandmother called to wish me a happy birthday.
Other than that, nothing. Not one friend, not one other family member, not nothing.
I feel so loved.
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Re: 01/25/76
Sun, January 28, 2007 - 2:42 PMNow it's MY birthday!
...but I won't really be 20 until 6:15 tonight.
Cash, porn and large cuts of meat seem adequate - but I'll also take lingerie: 36DD, 40-29-39 :) -
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Re: 01/25/76
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 8:16 PM
Happy Birthday, Angel! :o)
My wife owns half of a fetish clothing line. She's offering to custom make something for you. She wants free publicity; I just want to help you put it on. ;o)
(Ok, I'd settle for pictures..) -
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Re: 01/25/76
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 11:31 AMThat would be really nice of her! :)
Pictures are doable - my fiancé doesn't mind other people looking.
But touching is another thing entirely...
Is there somewhere I can check out some of her work so I can get some ideas for what I want? :D
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